Once I Was an Ostrich

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Once I was an ostrich, cheeky and irreverent. But I had a habit of burying my head in sand. It was okay doing it in the desert but people did not take kindly to me burying my head in children’s sandpits. Now I realize I can be cheeky and irreverent without metamorphosing. My friend who also was an ostrich metamorphosed into roadkill when he chased a Greyhound  bus along the highway.